guillaume apollinaire coined the word ‘surrealism’ while recovering from the wound in which a length of shrapnel penetrated his temple and lodged in his brain
an inherent smirk in the word ‘triglyceride’
endurance cuisine
the mission district gym called 4SF that was secretly an abbreviation for ‘Too too solid flesh’
Enver Hoxha
Contact with skin causes immediate whitening due to the rapid production of subcutaneous oxygen
“Oh, my life is very simple,” said Dorothea, her lips curling with an exquisite smile, which irradiated her melancholy.
Bronchiolitis obliterans
the story about Rembrandt, Thomas Browne and Rene Descartes all being present for the anatomy lesson of Dr. Tulp
worn almond face of a commune mom in the eighties
a chameleon has a master who places it on a Scotch plaid. it is first frenzied, and then dies of fatigue
the only saltwater frog
the only herbivorous snake
the only carnivorous parrot
Marcel Proust circling people at parties, collecting the divinations and observations that he called his mel noir (black honey)
vision of myself collapsing in a pizza parlor
and coughing an impossible amount of arterial blood onto the white tile floor
Despite its name, the New River is the second oldest river in the world
Paul Claudel visited her in the asylum every few years, though he referred to her in the past tense.
Edward Otho Cresap Ord
metronome with index finger
Commodus killed a Camelopardalis, or giraffe, the tallest, the most gentle, and the most useless of the large quadrupeds.
Is there no beginning to your talents?
it has to stop
Appreciation of art is a moral erection
awkwardness returned to painting about 1870
Clodomiro Picadio Twight
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a hypercane or multiple megacyclones
a word like ‘only’ that relates twoness rather than oneness
Tyler Clementi is Jumping off the gw bridge sorry
middle third
Morelia spilota
the potent cardiac glycoside cerberin
Spisula solidissima
everyone goes to the grand canyon to marvel at five miles of emptiness, but no one looks up to watch forty miles of blue, much less at night, when distance is lyrical
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something horrific and mesmerizingly reptilian about the skin of a pineapple
MEDIUM TONIC
cannabinate in peace
a polyhedron of causes
We begin already to find fires necessary.
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